AU: Nine meets Ten and Eleven
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Ah yes, drawing Simon in a ridiculous winter sweater is truly the best use of commission break time… Maybe I’ll draw some of the others when I next have a free moment.